go figure

Imagine asking a cat about blogging. Why would a cat blog? Why would you read a cat's blog? I know why. You read because it's about ME!!! You can't get enough of ME. It's all about ME. And why shouldn't it be? I AM a cat, you know and I am ME! Who wouldn't want to know more about ME?

I understand, you know, your needs. Who, other than another cat, would understand better your need to know more about me? Don't be embarrassed, but I'm just doing this to help you out. You know you need this.
Here's a little tidbit for you: I purr when I eat canned cat food.

Now go get me a gift subscription to the Salmon of the Month Club.
I have napping to do.